Dear haters, I couldn’t help but notice that “awesoME” ends with “me” and “Ugly” starts with “u”.


The difference between gossip and news is whether you’re telling it or listening to it.
There’s always that one special person that no matter what they’ve done to you, you just can’t let them go.
  • I know the exact day I gave up exercise. It’s on my birth certificate.
  • You can’t believe everything you hear, but you can repeat it
    Dear Pringles, when are you ever going to understand that I cannot fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness

    It’s easy to believe someone when they tell you EXACTLY what you

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